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Shocked that gentlemen's clubs even exist in Salt Lake City? Don't be—Salt Lake City is home to some of the finest around. Dancers must wear pasties, but not much is left to the imagination and if the club serves alcohol, the ladies must stay at least three feet away from customers. Now that the business is out of the way, let's get on with the fun stuff. American Bush doesn't serve alcohol, so the dancers are free to get as close as they want. Million Dollar Saloon emulates Las Vegas style clubs, and is one of the best places to see gorgeous dancers around. This Salt Lake City strip club features a full bar and extensive menu for those who want to enjoy a nice meal along with the entertainment.
American Bush
2630 South 300 West, Salt Lake City, Utah; Tel. 801.467.0700
American Bush is a Salt Lake City gentleman's club that is the only strip club around that isn't forced to adhere to Utah's 3-foot rule which states that patrons must stay at least three feet away from dancers if they are topless. At American Bush, however, you're welcome to get up close and personal with the topless, well pastie wearing, strippers because they don't serve alcohol and this Salt Lake City strip club is 18 and over. The cover charge at American Bush strip club will run you only $6, but the expenses raise significantly if you're looking for a table or private dance which run $20 and $60 respectively. |
Body Shop
258 W. 3300 South, Salt Lake City, Utah; Tel. 801.466.0712
The Body Shop gentleman's club in Salt Lake City is a topless (pastie) strip club that has a fully stocked bar and a beautiful lineup of hot dancers. But, as with all Utah strip clubs, the 3-foot rule is in effect so there's no table or private dances available. However, looking past the nonsensical proximity rule that governs Salt Lake City strip clubs, there is no cover charge at the Body Shop, so right there this gentleman's club makes the Salt Lake City strip club must hit list. |
Dream On Club
7263 S. State St., Salt Lake City, Utah; Tel. 801.562.2266
The Dream On Club in Salt Lake City is a topless (pastie) strip club whose internal set up leaves a little to be desired, so they employ some of Salt Lake City's hottest strippers for your desires. The Dream On Club serves only beer and wine, and while the preposterous strip club 3-foot rule, which really needs a serious revamping, remains in effect the no cover charge action and the friendliness of the dancers more than makes up for it. |
Golden Fleece
2750 S. 300 West, Salt Lake City, Utah; Tel. 801.467.4600
The Golden Fleece strip club in Salt Lake City has no pretensions and the dancers have no tops, except for those annoying pasties, and the vibe is completely casual. The Golden Fleece serves only beer and wine for its blue-collar crowds and the Utah stripper proximity law is in effect. Also, the dancers at this Salt Lake City gentleman's club aren't the hottest, but they'll certainly chat with you if you seriously desire cerebral stimulation when you're hanging in a strip club. |
Million Dollar Saloon
3420 S. State St., Salt Lake City, Utah; Tel. 801.486.0100
The Million Dollar Saloon gentleman's club in Salt Lake City is a Utah representation of a Vegas style strip club—meaning the topless dancers are wearing pasties and that darned 3-foot rule is in full effect. The Million Dollar Saloon is probably one of the most high-end, upscale and best strip clubs in Salt Lake City; it has gorgeous dancers, a full bar, full menu, private and table dances with all the amenities you'd expect from an upscale gentleman's club. The cover charge at the Million Dollar Saloon runs $5 with tables dances costing the same and private dances coming in at $20, but remember the Salt Lake City gentleman's club rules—no touching—so the strip club experience goes smoothly. |
Northern X-posure Show Club
1847 Wall Ave., Ogden, Utah; Tel. 801.394.4757
Strip club laws in Utah really need to change, take Northern X-posure Show Club for example; the dancers are hot, the place is comfortable, they're sporting a full bar, but the whole pasties and 3 feet away thing just gets annoying after a while. However, the drinks are very reasonably priced and the service staff rocks at Northern X-posure Show Club, as do the dancers, in spite of the completely outdated laws that govern Utah strip clubs, the X-posure would be on any strip club connoisseur's hit list. |
Southern X-posure Cabaret
5142 S. State St., Murray, Utah; Tel. 801.288.1488
One of the best strip clubs in the Salt Lake City area is the Southern X-posure Cabaret. Southern X-posure is an upscale, comfortable gentleman's club with a full bar and menu that features some of the Salt Lake areas hottest—and nearly topless—dancers. The cover charge for the Southern X-posure Cabaret is a measly $6 and the girls here are more than worth it. Also, service in some strip clubs is quite lacking, but at the Southern X-posure Cabaret gentleman's club, the service is really top-notch. Everyone at this strip club really strives to take care of the customers and the Southern X-posure is always rocking because of it. |
Trails
921 S. 300 West, Salt lake City, Utah; Tel. 801.363.2871
By far the best gentleman's club in Salt Lake City is Trails. Trails has the A-list of the hottest dancers in all of Utah—of course they've got pasties on and the 3-foot law reigns, but seriously, these ladies are so fine that it really doesn't matter. Trails strip club is an upscale and comfortable gentleman's club featuring a full bar and full menu for their loyal patrons who consistently go to Trails for the 5-star treatment. Plus, the best strip club in Salt Lake City, Trails, only charges you a five spot cover charge to see the absolute hottest women in the state, but could probably charge a lot more and still be packed. |
Trails II
3055 S. State St., Salt Lake City, Utah; Tel. 801.484.4846
Trails II is the overflow gentleman's club in Salt Lake City for its sister club Trails. While not as nice or large as Trails, Trails II has the same slate of hot dancers gracing their stage—of which there is only one—and the club is comfortable. However, with strip club laws in Salt Lake City being what they are, you've got to get the most mileage out of a gentleman's club for your hard earned dollar and those dollars would probably be better spent at Trails. |
—Salt Lake City Bar and Club Reviews by Ryan Osterbeck
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